All one really has to do to study the “History of the World” is not to read a text book in the library, watch the National Geographic channel or rent videos on someone’s interpretation of a great event that changed mankind forever. Just stand back and watch everyone around you. I really don’t fancy on knowing everything one should need to know about getting around the world these days or what goes on in a person’s life. Heck, I get bored dealing with my own life all the time so why not pick on the less fortunate who happen to pass by me? Thus, here begins the lesson on the real History of the World. People may think it, I just say it. Who really has time to wait until you hit that “second childhood” and couldn’t give a crap what anyone says or thinks? Let it all out, baby, that’s what I say. Don’t disguise it with all this fluff you were born and raised to say to each other. If you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen.